We lose sleep reading it on weeknights. We join Facebook groups about it. When I ask - who is dressed in some outsized tailoring in the same kaolin shade of the creepers she is here to promote - whether she regrets anything she's worn on the red carpet, she experiences a sudden jolt of deja vu. "Why would you put me on the spot like this!" she demands, raising a Madame to her face and stifling...